An old American couple on retirement decided to take a trip across the coasts in United States of America. To see the beauty, they decided to travel by road. After six hours on the road, fatigue set in and they opted to stop and rest. They checked into an hotel and slept for four hours.
On check out, the cashier handed them a bill of $350.They were alarmed to have been charged that high a bill for just four hours. They requested for the manager. The following argument ensued:
Couple: That bill is rather high for four hours rest.
Manager: Are you aware of our breakfast buffet?
Couple: No.
Manager: Well..it was there.
Manager: Did you take advantage of our swimming pool?
Couple: No
Manager: well..it was there
Manager: Surely, you must have used our spa services.
Grudgingly, the couple agreed to pay and the wife wrote out a cheque for $50 and handed it over to the manger. The manager complained about the difference of $300. Again , the following argument.
Manager: You have a balance of $300 to pay.
Wife:Did you take advantage of sleeping with me?
Manager: No
Wife: Well...I was here!
Culled from a family magazine.
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